But for some unknown reason no one runs around the house shouting "Diamonds Are Forever" or "Casino Royale" or "Die Another Day" or "From Russia with Love" or "Dr. No."
However, they do run around the house shouting "Octopussy! Octopussy! Octopussy!"
Which means that they will run all over the schools shouting "Octopussy!"
Which means that somehow I am going to be in trouble.
No one will blame my husband for this. Men don't get blamed for anything.
Now my 4-year-old looks at me seriously and says, "Take off your nightgown now, Mommy."
This could be at 4 in the afternoon when I am often still in a nightgown.
My 5-year-old likes to "give juicies" all the way up my arm.
Who knows what's going on with their little brother.
We continue to discuss the merits and demerits of James Bond for the kindergarten preschool set.
"Well at least if someone hits them, they will fight back," I say.
"Well, at least they will learn to appreciate beautiful women," my husband says.
"Well at least they will know that some people are good, and some people are bad," I say.
"Well at least they will learn to remain cool in a crisis," my husband says.
"Well at least they will shut their mouths for a little while," I reply.
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