Toilet water is yucky.
Cat food is for cats.
I will not bark at acorns, falling leaves or bugs.
Unfortunately, so deep was their hypnotic state that neither dog was able to retain my suggestions.
I went back to the Internet, determined to learn all there was to know about hypnotic techniques. As I'd already exhausted the subject of animal hypnosis, I expanded my research boundaries to all things hypnosis.
The results of my study and subsequent experiments have been varied.
Although I must admit that neither of our dogs' behavior has improved, they've both stopped smoking, lost weight, and have an improved body image.
Karin Fuller can be reached via e-mail at karinful...@cnpapers.com. Her columns can be accessed easily online through her blog at thegazz.com.