There is great need for a sarcasm font.
Bad decisions make good stories.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
If every cast member in a TV show is good-looking, it's not worth watching.
Everyone you meet is better than you at something.
One cruel remark can wound someone for life.
Most of what children learn from adults isn't taught on purpose.
The fewer possessions you have, the more those you have will mean to you.
Few things feel worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Obituaries would be more interesting if they told you how the person died.
By using a bad picture of yourself on a column, you can generally guarantee you'll be complimented by those who meet you in person.
Another way to generate compliments is if you're going to lie about your age, give an age that's quite a bit older than you actually are.
Managing one's wants is the most powerful skill a person can learn.
Those who complain the most generally accomplish the least.
Wishing things were different is a great way to torture yourself. Especially if you wish for things you can only buy on installment plans.
Aging happens fastest to those who lose their lust for improving, who give up on their dreams, and who cease being curious.
Remember -- you're only young once. But you can always be immature.
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