Selecting just the right new outfit to buy him for Christmas is a bit stressful, as fashion has never been my strong suit. It'll spoil the surprise, but I might let him choose one himself.
As for the rest of our crew, they're much easier to shop for.
If I were to choose gifts for our two cats based on their obsessions, I'd buy one a computer keyboard and the other a newspaper, as a day seldom passes without them coveting mine.
If money wasn't an object, I'd buy Murry, our Dimwitted Terrier, his very own doorman. That way, when it rains, Murry would have staff to go from door to door to door as Murry checks outside each to see if it's raining there, too.
For one of our dogs, I'm not certain which one, I'd buy a gross of left slippers, as one has such highly evolved taste buds they're apparently able to discern between left and right. (I currently have seven mateless slippers -- all rights.)
If I could come up with a way to wrap the one thing in the world our three dogs seem to want most, I'd gladly give it to them. But I suspect they'd still insist on sharing with me.
My side of the bed.
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