In key battleground states, like our neighbor to the north, political candidates' field representatives seek out undecided voters like bloodhounds search for prison escapees.
Here's what I suspect the profile of a voter, still undecided one week from the election, would look like:
Due to lack of decision-making skills, prefers both coffee and beer to be served lukewarm. Preferred coffee additive: Half and half.
Drives a mid-sized car.
Prefers sweet and sour to hot and spicy.
Still uncertain about O.J.'s guilt or climate change's validity.
Lives in the Midwest. If a city dweller, lives in the midtown area.
Favorite expression: "On the other hand...."
Longs to live in a purple state.