Put Mayan headdress and agate dagger on eBay.
Stop payment on check to Doomsday Supplies; return MRE cache.
Drain moat around compound.
Return all 155 how-to books "borrowed" from library.
Cancel $5,000 Public Radio challenge pledge.
Make appointment to start laser treatments on condor chest tattoo.
Sell gold bullion stash to restore 401(k) fund.
Recalculate Mayan Long Count Calendar to see if its Dec. 21 aligns with our April 1.
Start Christmas shopping.
Write another damn Sunday column.
Reach Rick Steelhammer at rsteelham...@wvgazette.com or 304-348-5169.