So far, no name has been announced for the new ski development, so I'll suggest a few:
In other insignificant international news last week, Burger King celebrated the 50th anniversary of the fast-food chain's existence in Puerto Rico by issuing hands-free Whopper holders to burger fans in the Caribbean U.S. territory.
The gadgets are reminiscent of the hands-free harmonica holders Bob Dylan employed during his early folk period. While they were released as a promotional gimmick, the consequences could be chilling, should they catch on.
Multi-tasking commuters using hands-free cellphones while chomping on clamp-secured burgers could prove hazardous to public health.