In other news of the world, Fox News reported that a study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in China's bustling Jiangsu Province shows that the frequent consumption of raw, crushed garlic can significantly reduce the risk of lung cancer.
Taken at night, in the presence of a prospective mate, it can also be a pretty effective birth control medication.
Who says police don't have a sense of humor?
Last week, lawmen in Longmont, Colo., wrapped up a six-month investigation of a drug ring with the seizure of 3 pounds of methamphetamine and a series of arrests involving suspects with names like Michael "Kid Rock" Kaiser, Josh "Stacker" Ward, Brice "Deuce" Korte, and Josh "White Trash" Washbourne.
The code name of the investigation?
Operation Bad Nickname.