You questioned why your neighbor has a coffin in the front room. Well, stupid, the answer is that he's a vampire. Anybody knows if you have a coffin in the front room he's a vampire.
To the reader who wants to know why substitute teachers have already been called out on the third day of school, it is probably because somebody's kid showed up on Friday with strep throat and by Tuesday the teacher had a full-blown case of strep throat.
Is there fairness or justice in the world? I can't help how I feel about things. Of course, the sheriff in Clay County is facing a possible jail term.
I think it's a disgrace these Democrats are getting arrested for their illegal activities. Please change these Democrats in West Virginia.
I'm really concerned that the Daily Mail chose to write an editorial praising Morrisey for recusing himself from three cases. That is what he should have done all along. Why take the time to praise him for it?
They passed that law about not driving while talking on a cellphone, but what about these dogs and pups sitting on the driver's lap and running back and forth across the front seat? It looks to me like it would be more dangerous than driving while on a phone. The dogs are looking out of the windows and are distracting to the driver.
The Mingo and Lincoln County corruption is just a drop in the bucket compared to what is going on in Washington with the Obama administration.
Hey, Food Guy, I'm so sorry you had to agonize over the menu the other night when you and your wife went to eat. Most of us can't afford to eat at the high-dollar restaurants you frequent. How about reviewing places where the Average Joe can afford to go eat. I can only imagine how much the sea scallops and crab meat cost someone.