Chris was undrafted and signed with the Cowboys. He has one carry for 8 yards and three catches for 13 yards, including a 1-yard touchdown reception in his first career start in Week 2.
Rob was a 2010 second-round draft pick by the Patriots, with six catches this season, including two for touchdowns.
As good as these Gronkowskis are on the gridiron, it could get even better.
They got pregnant yet again. "Do you want a boy or a girl?" "I want a wide receiver." And Glenn was born.
Glenn Gronkowski is a 6-3, 215-pound senior at Williamsville North. Two Saturdays ago, he had 11 catches for 194 yards and four touchdowns. Last Saturday he had a touchdown catch, a fumble recovery for another score and three interceptions. I believe Mel Kiper Jr. has projected him as a fourth-round pick in the 2015 NFL draft.
Ask The Slouch
Q. How does Fox justify the viewer discomfort caused every Sunday by Tony Siragusa? (Matt Gross; Albany, N.Y.)
A. As Westley told Buttercup in "The Princess Bride," "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Q. Who is more of a slouch, you or Randy Moss? (Geoff Stoner; Spokane, Wash.)
A. Sure, I never get up off the couch, but I never take a play off while watching an NFL game.
Q. Do you agree that rooting for the New York Yankees is like rooting for the dealer in blackjack? (M.R. Anderson; Deer Park, Tex.)
A. Yes, and in either case, it feels as if you're playing against a stacked deck.
Q. When your wife is hoping for a late bedroom rally, does she play "Day-O" on the home sound system? (Paul Mika; Naples, Fla.)
A. Pay the man, Shirley.
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