For the first 178 years, school segregation was legal.
And for the first 188 years of our 237-year history - wow, that's a long time - blacks were not considered equal to whites, until the 1964 Civil Rights Act came along.
Think about it - we're so screwed up, we had to enact a law declaring that everyone should be pretty much treated the same, because time and again we've proven we will discriminate.
Given this backdrop, it seems to me a statistical improbability - if not a downright implausibility - that President Obama got elected or re-elected.
Which reminds me that Washington, D.C. - whose residents are mostly black - is the only place in these United States without voting rights in Congress. It's called "taxation without representation," it's preposterous and it's somewhat ironic this national disgrace occurs in our nation's capital.
Ah, but race occupies an odd place in Washington, home of the NFL's Redskins. Having been told by many Native Americans that the term is rather offensive to them, one would think that a reasonably minded person, persons or team organization would change the nickname.
For Couch Slouch believes, "All men may not have been created equal, but why offend those of us not as equal as the rest?"
That brings us back to "42," a reminder of how far we've come and how far we still need to go. I guess the only thing that might've made it tougher in 1947 for Jackie Robinson is if he were gay - then again, maybe some folks would've forgotten about the color of his skin.
Ask The Slouch
Q. Does The Slouch jog, or work out? (Brian Davison; Charleston, W.Va.)
A. On these matters, I defer to former University of Chicago president Robert Maynard Hutchins, who once said: "Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lay down until it goes away."
Q. Please tell me you were making up the fact last week that Jay Cutler proposed marriage by text and mailed his fiancée her engagement ring. (Jill Stewart; Fairfax, Va.)
A. I was not making it up. It fits Cutler's profile anyway - he doesn't like pressure and he's got a quick release.
Q. Will David Stern fine the San Antonio Spurs for sweeping the Lakers? (Alfred de la Rosa; Nederland, Tex.)
A. Pay the man, Shirley.
Q. What type of chilling effect might Carmelo Anthony have on a game of Ultimate Frisbee? (Scott D. Shuster; Watertown, Mass.)
A. Pay this wise gent, too.
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