As it turns out, the laid-back café society in Seattle sipping their vanilla lattes has a real anger problem. When injured 49ers linebacker NaVorro Bowman was being carted off the field in the NFC title game, Seahawks fans threw food at him - nothing serious, like salmon or sea bass; mostly popcorn.
This could be the Super Bowl to end all Super Bowls. If so, this would be the last Super Bowl.
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Q. If the federal government took over the NFL, would there only be one team with all players and coaches having no football experience and everyone mandated to buy overpriced season tickets but no ability to actually go to a game? (W.B. Hunt; Houston)
Q. Mike Krzyzewski just got his 900th win at Duke. Would you let him coach your stepson extraordinaire Isaiah Eisendorf? (Dan O'Brien; Chicago)
A. I give Coach K credit - he had the better team in nearly 550 of those games; in the other 350 or so, Duke just got all the calls.
Q. They played hockey at Dodger Stadium Saturday. Did you go? (Adam Arens; Albany, N.Y.)
A. Traffic was so bad pulling out of my driveway, I went back inside and cranked up the air conditioning.
Q. Has Kim Jong Un called Richard Sherman in the last week? (Chris Hagen; Edgewater, Md.)
A. Pay the man, Shirley.
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