Would the upsurge continue? Would Harris chill out?
Would Juwan Staten show what WVU's about?
But then the word came out - no live feed from Texas
The only ones to watch will be George Strait's exes
So we look left and right, we wonder what to do
We see Herrion's team and can only say "eww"
The Winter Olympics? Please give me a break
The downhill and Nordic just make my head ache
There's the NBA, right? Lakers are coached by our boy
But with Mike D'Antoni, there's really no joy
"The computer!" I thought, and my heart went a-flitter
I booted it up and brought up my Twitter
I read Glazer and Traina and Gottlieb and Katz
I saw podcasts and videos and even some chats
But in the end I went back to my paper
It made my stoop Thursday, sooner, not later
Dave Hickman, Rick Ryan, Doug Smock, just keep goin'
Even when it's snowin' and snowin' and snowin'.
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