A. Ironically, I believe Kornheiser is an atheist.
Q. A quarterback gets 3.5 seconds in the pocket and then he gets sacked. How many seconds does Toni (a.k.a. She Is The One) give you? (Mitch Hendricks; Maple Heights, Ohio)
A. To be perfectly honest, every single time I never see her coming.
Q. Does NFL Network's Mike Mayock get paid by the word? (Robert Keith; Potomac, Md.)
A. Actually, I believe he is paid by the syllable.
Q. Your Teams of Destiny - the Saints and the Broncos - have that also-ran feel. What's your excuse this time? (Ben Landsberg; Charleston)
A. I have only finite wisdom and, frankly, sometimes it lets me down.
Q. In order to be ruled a catch, do I have to have a fish in my possession and both feet clearly on the deck, or can the fish just "break the plane" of my boat? (Bob Lynch; Albany, N.Y.)
A. Pay the man, Shirley.
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