Rick Steelhammer
Typo task force made one big mistake
If you set off on a cross-country crusade to rid the nation of misspelled and improperly punctuated signs, make sure your Sharpie remains firmly capped while on government property.
A really cheesy idea
Some random thoughts from a scattered brain: While the value of the dollar may be plummeting almost as rapidly as the price of gasoline soars, I have always depended on the kindness of McDonald's Dollar Menu to provide me with a cheap and comforting meal to see me through in these troubled times.
Still laughing after 25 years
Today marks the passing of a milestone in my career in bush-league journalism - my 25th anniversary as a humor-attempting Sunday columnist. The credit - some would say blame - for giving me this space goes entirely to the Gazette's late, legendary publisher, W.E. "Ned" Chilton III. 
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